My Twitter Blog (Why Twitter is Mostly Stupid)

7:15 AM: On the toilet

7:45 AM: I made tea

9:00 AM: Started out 1-hr free trial of online strategy game

10:00 AM: Started another 1-hr free trial after other one timed out

10:30 AM: Sliced and ate a grapefruit.

11:00 AM: Started another 1-hr free trial after other one timed out

11:50 AM: On the toilet Noon O'clock: Started another 1-hr free trial after other one timed out

1:00 PM: Went shopping with the wife

1:20 PM: DMV line at the mall is hours long just to get a number to wait. This is why it's worth taking a morning off of work--you walk in and walk out. I want to laugh at the suckers in line, but I also don't want to get murdered. These are mostly people who can't afford to take a day off of work, but maybe if they did the math they'd realize that 1 hour during the week means they'd get to WORK an entire Saturday.

2:00 PM: Waiting for wife to finish trying on clothes.

2:30 PM: Second round of waiting. I'm beginning to wish I had something to take care of at the DMV.

3:00 PM: Third time is the charm. The people in the DMV line are laughing at me.

3:30 PM: Done! Leaving the mall. Line at DMV is still hours long.

4:00 PM: Ordering pizza.

4:58 PM: Papa Johns is late.

5:03 PM: I get pizza satisfaction

6:00 PM: Started another 1-hr free trial after other one timed out

7:00 PM: Started another 1-hr free trial after other one timed out

8:00 PM: Started another 1-hr free trial after other one timed out

9:00 PM: Starting listening to the 2nd half of Nebraska basketball

10:00 PM: Nebraska wins. When you're the shortest team in the NCAA, a conference road win is welcome. Inch for inch, they just might be the best team in the NCAA. Which means... absolutely nothing. Except, perhaps, the coach is a good coach but bad recruiter.

10:45 PM: On the toilet.

10:50 PM: Some light reading.

11:30 PM: Need some beauty sleep before Supergame parties tomorrow. Sleepy time.

11:31 PM: My Twitter feed bashing is lost on the world.