The Shower Song

"Thank the Lord and Sing His Praise
Tell Everyone What He Has Done
Let All Who Seek the Lord Rejoice
And Proudly Bear His Name
He Recalls His Promises
And Leads His People Forth in Joy
With Shouts of Thanksgiving
HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH!!!"

If you do it every time you shower, you must know you'll be sorely disappointed at church. It'll be somber and slow.

Jamaal Street

I have started a second blog for my less um, err..., prophetic or um, Faith-based quips and whatnot. So, for the two of you reading this, if you're looking for random rants and stock tips, those are now at Jamaal Street. At least the less proph... Faith-based ones...

I fully plan something more interesting soon. Maybe. If you're good and nerdy.

My Twitter Blog (Why Twitter is Mostly Stupid)

7:15 AM: On the toilet

7:45 AM: I made tea

9:00 AM: Started out 1-hr free trial of online strategy game

10:00 AM: Started another 1-hr free trial after other one timed out

10:30 AM: Sliced and ate a grapefruit.

11:00 AM: Started another 1-hr free trial after other one timed out

11:50 AM: On the toilet Noon O'clock: Started another 1-hr free trial after other one timed out

1:00 PM: Went shopping with the wife

1:20 PM: DMV line at the mall is hours long just to get a number to wait. This is why it's worth taking a morning off of work--you walk in and walk out. I want to laugh at the suckers in line, but I also don't want to get murdered. These are mostly people who can't afford to take a day off of work, but maybe if they did the math they'd realize that 1 hour during the week means they'd get to WORK an entire Saturday.

2:00 PM: Waiting for wife to finish trying on clothes.

2:30 PM: Second round of waiting. I'm beginning to wish I had something to take care of at the DMV.

3:00 PM: Third time is the charm. The people in the DMV line are laughing at me.

3:30 PM: Done! Leaving the mall. Line at DMV is still hours long.

4:00 PM: Ordering pizza.

4:58 PM: Papa Johns is late.

5:03 PM: I get pizza satisfaction

6:00 PM: Started another 1-hr free trial after other one timed out

7:00 PM: Started another 1-hr free trial after other one timed out

8:00 PM: Started another 1-hr free trial after other one timed out

9:00 PM: Starting listening to the 2nd half of Nebraska basketball

10:00 PM: Nebraska wins. When you're the shortest team in the NCAA, a conference road win is welcome. Inch for inch, they just might be the best team in the NCAA. Which means... absolutely nothing. Except, perhaps, the coach is a good coach but bad recruiter.

10:45 PM: On the toilet.

10:50 PM: Some light reading.

11:30 PM: Need some beauty sleep before Supergame parties tomorrow. Sleepy time.

11:31 PM: My Twitter feed bashing is lost on the world.